Being assaulted by my father while the rest of my family ignored it.
Calling the police and then when the police showed up, they dismissed everything and told me I was wasting their time.
Anyone have a spare floor space I can rent?
HELP MY FRIEND, FELLOW BOSIEIANS! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. FUCK OUR POLICE.
TOWNESY, COME STAY AT MY HOUSE IN THE MEANTIME.
It is very cold in my city tonight. So I am drinking cocoa, catching up on my reading, and have an old, sleepy bearded dragon on my lap, sucking up my warmth for himself.
Life is good~
Chanukah present for the bbs(they’re waxworms and super worms)
Aaahhhh…so what you guys call super worms are what’s referred to as Morio worms in the UK. Not so confused now.
In some places in the US they also get called “king worms.”
Those are all really cool names. These worms are spoiled
*blinks* I just call them squirmy worms and freaky worms. Lizard C knows them as:
"THE SQUIRMIEST WORMS?"
"THE SQUIRMIEST WORMS IN THE WORLD?”
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.